Racing Two Way Radio

Your two way radio transmissions all begin with "Breaker, Breaker"
* You have ever been dispatched to a working "cow" fire
* You ever put out a cow chip fire
* Your PASS alarm goes "Yeee Haw"
* You dispatch center ever said "Y'all can't miss it"
* You used your rescue air bags as furniture at the fire station
* You refill your air bottles at the local gas station "Free Air" hose
* Your department has a Rescue Bubba and a Rescue Cow for training
* You only wash down the floor in the station to "keep the dust down"
* Your radio call signal is "Wheee doggies"
* You have to mark the department out of service two weeks during deer season and every Sunday during the Winston Cup Race
* You bought a computer so you could get NASCAR Online on the Internet
* You count reading fire magazines in the bathroom as training hours
* Your last four fire department raffles were for a shotgun...and a member won it each time.
* You borrowed the department's quick dump tank so you could have a neighborhood pool party
* Your safety officer is the person who broke his arm at the last house fire
* Your rehab consists of a cold beer and a pack of "nabs"
* Your last serious fire was your fire department BBQ
* You used your "good" fire house as a bumper on your boat dock
* You have a shotgun rack in the back of your fire truck....and got two bucks on your last call
* Your Hurst tool is on loan to the local body shop
* You use a hanging noose knot for all your rescue operations because it's real adjustable
* You don't allow a person to join the department unless they own a pickup
* You wore a hole in your fire boots....while wearing them at your full time job
* You keep 2 packs of "Red Man" in your turnout gear for "emergencies"
* Your departments brush truck doubles as your hunting truck
* You voted against the last person for chief because he was a Jeff Gordon fan
* You painted your new rescue truck to look like Earnhardt's race car
* You borrowed the fire truck to use the spotlights for deer hunting
* The directions to your last house fire was "Go down past the last house you burnt up"....and you know exactly which house they are talking about
* You ever went diving in a swimming pool with your SCBA equipment.....just to see how it would work
* You must take the battery out of your tractor to put in the fire truck before you go on calls
* Your preacher borrows your PASS alarms each Sunday for church to keep the congregation awake
* You consider "2 in and 2 out" to be two guys in the cab and two on the tailboard of the truck
* The last girl you kissed was named Rescue-Annie and you enjoyed it so much you are thinking seriously about asking her out
* Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing while going to a scene
* You have naked lady mud-flaps on your pumper
* Your firehouse has wheels
* You've ever got back and found you've locked yourself out of the firehouse
* Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire get'n drunk
* You've ever been toned out on an out house fire also if that out house fire was with entrapment
* You've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt there ground
* Your personal vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it
* You've ever walked through a Christmas display and walked away with at least 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck
* Your rescue truck can smoke the tires
* Your department's name is misspelled on your equipment
* The nurses and doctors turn out the lights and hide when you show up at the hospital to get your equipment
* Dispatch can't mention your name without laughing
* The local news crew won't put your department on T.V. because you embarrassed them last time.
* You've ever locked the keys in your trucks
* You've ever referred to a light bar as sexy
* Your defibrillator consists of a marine battery, a pair of jumper cables, and a fish finder
* You've ever taken a girl out in a pumper
* Your pumper has been on fire more times than it's been to a fire
* Your pumper smokes more than the house fire
* You've ever been arrested for indecent exposure at a house fire
* You've ever called it quits on a house fire when the beer got hot
* You've ever been late to a house fire because you had to stop and get the guy who fell off the truck
* You've ever stopped in route to pick up a road kill
* You hand out spit cans before each meeting
* You have a sign out front of your station that says will fight fires for beer
* Your equipment has chew stains down the sides of 'em
* Everyone on your department is related in some way or another
* Your annual vacation plans depend on where the state EMS conference is held.
* You have as many ambulances in town as you do EMTs.
* You thought your first ambulance " run " would be a 5K.
* You think that the ABCs stand for " Always Being on Call. "
* When you are unsure of which pager went off and what y

Too many scenarios, but they were funny. Should Larry The Cable Guy suddenly decide to become a "blue-collar Fireman"? That would be hilarious.

2009-09-09 08:36:31 by Cowboy

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today on my way to a dentist appointment, 98 Rock of the Baltimore, Maryland and DC area was saying lewd and racist things.
for more than 10 minutes, the people on this station were insulting various deities and races.
one of the announcers said, "i dont want to comment on Muhammad; i dont want to find a bomb under my car in the morning."
after that, they insulted Buddha's physical appearance (weight) and called him an "egotistic Jew." way to hit two birds with one stone: just insult as many things in one comment as possible.
these insults continued until i finally shut the car off at the dentist's office.
if don imus can be fired for insulting a few dozen kids on a basketball team, shouldnt this radio be punished for insulting tens of millions of people?

so yeah, how would one go about reporting such inappropriate acts?
yes, i could turn the radio station, but for what reason? according to the FCC's rules of broadcast, profane broadcasting is a no no. profanity is “language so grossly offensive to members of the public who actually hear it as to amount to a nuisance.”

if the TVs were broadcasting porn and your child saw it right after barney, would you simply just flip the switch?
alright, i just reported it to the FCC.
thank you all for understanding the term "breaking the law."

Actually the FCC won't comment on this type of inappropriate conduct. They are worried about sex, body excretions, etc.

The reason Don Imus was fired was because the black community caused such an uproar that his employer feared that too many sponsors would pull their ads if they didn't. The only thing you can do is contact the radio station itself and log a complaint.

2007-11-21 11:42:34 by DarkAardvark

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You Might Be A Conservative, IF...
... you watch the Rush Limbaugh show the same way your kid watches “Barney and Friends.”

... you complain about the “liberal media” (CBS, NBC, ABC, New York Times, etc.) on any of the numerous conservative political radio talk shows.

... you have a bumper sticker that says “Insured by Smith and Wesson.”

... you believe the hole in the ozone layer to be a myth created by crazy liberals.

... you fervently speak about the evils of marijuana at social gatherings with a vodka straight in hand.

... you believe the Constitution states that Christianity is our official religion.

... you believe that elected officials should have no immunity to laws that you yourself must abide by.
(Somewhere, a Liberal just muttered "Wait a second...")

... you think the words feminist and lesbian are synonyms.

... you fit any of Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck if...”

... you believe every man, woman, and child should be armed to the teeth with AK-47’s, hand grenades, handguns, and any other weapon imaginable. Wait, that should read "You might be a Liberal if you actually think that Conservatives believe..."

... you believe in the importance of individual responsibility, and do not wish for the government to tell you how to live.

... you have faith in economic policies such as “trickle down economics.”

... you think that Michaelangelo’s David should be wearing boxers at the least.

... the hostess at the Sizzler knows you by name.

... you have a button that says “I’m not prejudiced, I hate everyone.”

... you can ask your daddy to bail you out when you lose hundreds of thousands of dollars from embezzling S&L’s.

... your get your opinions from an egocentric man named Rush who distorts facts consistently to fit his views.

... you obsessively impose your own morality upon others. Hmmm.. A common denominator...

... you ever wanted to amend the Constitution to make desecration of the flag illegal.

... you believe that if parents and teachers don’t mention sex to a child until s/he is 16, then s/he won’t even know it exists until then.

... you think it might be a good idea to don rubber gloves before shaking hands with a homosexual.

... you believe so strongly in the importance of equality that you are against giving groups of people special benefits based on their race or religion.

... you helped to ban Beavis from saying “fire,” yet keep a loaded handgun in the house.

... you think “proletariat” is a type of cheese.

... you’ve named your kids “Deduction one” and “Deduction two.”

... you’ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

... you’ve ever referred to someone as “my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend.”

... you’ve ever tried to argue that Jesus was a Capitalist.

... you’re a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

... you think Huey Newton is a cookie.

... the only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they’re richer than you.

... you understand that politicians are not gods, are human beings and are not better than you, and do not necessarily know what is best FOR you.

... you think you might remember laughing once as a kid.

... you once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.

... you’ve ever referred to the moral fiber of something.

... you understand the goodness of cultural diversity, but also realize the harm of mass illegal immigration.

... you’ve ever uttered the phrase, “Why don’t we just bomb the sons of bitches.”

... you’ve ever said, “I can’t wait to get into business school.”

... you actually think that there are people who own fully automatic AK-47’s for “hunting purposes.” (Actually, that should appear on the “You Might be a Liberal” list too...)

... you’ve ever called a secretary or waitress “Toots.”

... you answer to “The Man.”

... you use any of these terms to describe your wife: old ball and chain, little woman, old lady, tax credit...

... you’ve ever yelled, “Hey hippie, get a haircut.”

... you think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.

... you argue that you need lots of handguns in case a bear ever attacks your home.

... you’ve ever said “Clean air? Looks clean to me.”

... you spent MLK Day reading “The Bell Curve.”

... you’ve ever called education a luxury.

... you realize that although taxation is necessary, you are over-taxed.

... you think that it’s arrogant and condescending when white people act as if African Americans couldn’t make it without their help.

... you wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable.

... you came of age in the ‘60s and don’t remember Bob Dylan.

... you ever based an argument on the phrase, “Well, tradition dictates....”

... you’ve ever called the National Endowment for the Arts a bunch of pornographers.

... you think all artists are gay.

... you ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch “lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn’t want to contribute to society.”

... you’ve ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don’t even have shoes.
In response to same question asking about liberals.

you exclude your gay relatives from family events and holidays

you rail about how schools are fighting to keep jesus out of science classes

you make your kids sign virginity oaths then go sleep with your mistresses

after ranting against homosexuality at the bar or fund raiser you get voted top stall at the local truck stop

you support banning huck finn and tell black jokes at the drop of a hat

after protesting at an abortion clinic you pay your jail bait girlfriend her half of the bill after dropping her off and still try to save money by offering her a coat hanger and the clean spot at the nearest alley

you took every deferment during Nam and scream against the drop in military recruitment

you think G Gordon Liddy should do kids parties and be secdef

you pay extra dues at your country club to keep it "exclusive"

2007-08-06 13:00:05 by Raven

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2009-09-20 05:06:07 by Matt W

She's been on my mind for the last two months, I have yet to go a whole day without thinking about her. When I'm eating lunch, she pops into my head; I start to feel nauseous, I lose my appetite and my heart races. I've already admitted to her that I have this thing for her, but we live so very far away. We knew eachother before I moved, so it's not like a " blind date thing ". Everytime certain songs come on the radio station I get that same feeling, or I relate them to her. How do I stop, she's really great but I can't have her, ever because we live like 1000 miles away. I just want to forget her and move on but it's really hard. Thank you in advance

feelingsd u cant just get out of ur mind, but dang, ur really hooked on her. shes lucky:)
maybe find a new girl that u have alot in common with, then u'll be like "Damn, shes nothing short of my everything, i dont need that long distance girl!'

2010-03-13 06:09:31 by TJ